For any rock band, transitioning into a new decade is often a rough ride, even a band with a handful of radio hits such as Heart. While some 1970s bands saw their greatest commercial success in the 1980s (Styx, Foreigner, Journey, REO Speedwagon), others with a similar number of hits as Heart had (Supertramp, Bad Company, Kansas) would see their fortunes fade once the 80s hit. But the question that begged to be asked on January 1, 1980: How would Heart fare in the new decade?

(Note the ranking system employed here: There are six albums ranked, so 1/6 would mean the best of the six, while 6/6 would indicate the worst.) Also, Greatest Hits/Live is ranked on its overall concept, not necessarily for the songs alone.

Bebe le Strange
February 1980
Billboard Top 200: #5
Certification: Platinum
ATTF Ranking: 1/6

Heart’s first album of the 1980s (and fifth overall) turned out to be its highest charting to date. (Previous albums charted at #7, #17, #9, and #17). Featuring a pared-down lineup (out the door went founding guitarist Mike Fisher), the now-quintet produced hit singles “Even it Up” and the title track. 

Any fears of irrelevancy fell by the wayside (at least for now), as this new streamlined band proved its mettle with this hit. The band set out on a successful tour, and the future looked bright. What could possibly go wrong?

Greatest Hits/Live
November 1980
Billboard Top 200: #13 
Certification: 2X Platinum
ATTF Ranking: 4/6

Quite often, when either a “live,” “covers,” or “greatest hits” collection is released, it usually means something like a contractual obligation, buying time while problems are being sorted out, or simply running out of good ideas. (Spoiler alert: The answer is at the end.) This double album featured tried-and-true hits on the first disc, and live tracks with a few new songs on the second one. Probably better in theory than in practice, as the “Greatest Hits” portion was a mere nine songs, a bit thin for hits package. 

Far more disturbing was the “Live” disc. Beside three “hits” recorded live, there were three cover versions, and three new studio songs, which included the cover of “Tell It Like It Is,” which hit #8 on the singles chart, making it the band’s highest charting single to date. (The pop overtones of that particular hit would cause issues on the next album.) The other two tracks were studio nonsense, which were thankfully absent on the CD issue of this album. Judging by the next couple of albums, there WERE problems to be sorted out AND the great (or even good) songs were no longer flowing like wine. But it probably seemed like a good idea at the time. And it sold over two million copies.

Private Audition
June 1982
Billboard Top 200: #25
Certification: None 
ATTF Ranking: 6/6

Now here’s where the (silver) wheels fell off: Not only was this the first Heart album not to receive a certification (gold or platinum), it contained almost zero memorable music. Although the opener “City’s Burning” had some rock cred, but, like the other rockers on the album, it sounded unfinished and unfortunately marred by the “Ann Wilson screech.” The non-rockers seemed to be cutesy pop songs (namely the single “This Man Is Mine,” seemingly influenced by the hit single from the previous album. 

Only the forgotten ballad “Perfect Stranger” was up to the level of previous work. Furthermore, the moment that recording was finished, the band jettisoned its long-standing rhythm section of bassist Steve Fossen and drummer Michael DeRosier. Private Audition is the sound of a band far removed from the glory days of “Crazy on You” or “Barracuda.” Thankfully, this album was hard to find on CD for years.

Passionworks
August 1983
Billboard Top 200: #39
Certification: None
ATTF Ranking: 5/6

After self-producing the previous few albums, Keith Olsen (Fleetwood Mac, Pat Benatar, Foreigner, Rick Springfield, etc.) was brought in, probably on the order of the suits. This time around the songs were (somewhat) better (and rockier, leaving the failed experiment of Private Audition behind), but the production style didn’t mesh with the band. The result? A couple of good tunes (“How Can I Refuse” and the Journey cast-off power ballad “Allies.”) The rest of the disc? No so much. 

And the dopey syndrums and often screeching vocals of Ann Wilson didn’t help the cause either. Needless to say, Passionworks didn’t certify either, a fast fall from grace. After a short co-headlining tour with Kansas, the band came home to find they were no longer with Epic Records. Hell, it was a good run, and maybe it wasn’t too late to collect their books and get on back to school. But the story didn’t end there…. 

Program Note: In March 1984, a duet by Ann Wilson and Mike Reno (Of Loverboy), “Almost Paradise” from the movie Footloose is released: It peaks at #7 on Billboard. Also in 1984, Heart contributed “The Heat” to a dopey teen movie, “Up the Creek,” a soundtrack that also featured Cheap Trick in one of its worst songs outside of “The Doctor.”

Heart
June 1985
Billboard Top 200: #1
Certification: 5X Platinum
ATTF Ranking: 2/6

A new home (Capitol) and a sonic (and fashion) makeover brought Heart back from the dead with this self-titled album. This time around, the band was produced by Ron Nevison, fresh from bringing Survivor back from the dead with Vital Signs (and its three huge hits). But there were compromises to be made: Outside songwriters would handle the bulk of the tunes (including big names Jim Vallance, Holly Knight, and Bernie Taupin), some studio pros would help craft the album, and the band’s look would be modernized, and Ann and Nancy would be dolled up like a couple of tarts. 

And boy, did it work. The album yielded four top ten singles, including the band’s first #1 hit, “These Dreams.” (And all with high-tech videos that were on MTV’s high rotation during the lifecycle of the album.) While those who think this is the sellout era have a strong argument, the songs were strong enough (in an AOR style) to bring the band back from the dead. Think of Chicago’s comeback three years earlier, and Cheap Trick’s three years later. 

Bad Animals
May 1987
Billboard Top 200: #2
Certification: 3X Platinum
ATTF Ranking: 3/6

If it worked once, let’s do it again! For Heart’s follow-up, the same boxes were ticked off: Ron Nevison behind the boards, big name songwriters (Diane Warren, Kelly/Steinberg, and Holly Knight), and what must have been the same stylists. The first single, “Alone,” contains one of Ann Wilson’s all-time great vocal performances. However, when a carbon copy is made, the copy loses some of the luster of original. (Bon Jovi’s New Jersey, anyone?)

However, as is the case in many of these “two of a kind” albums – subsequent singles didn’t have the same staying power. Meaning “Who Will You Run To” (#7) and “There the Girl” (#12) will never be considered Heart classics. And by the time the fourth single “I Want You So Bad” petered out at #49, the band had completed its touring cycle for the album, so it would be two years before we heard from Heart. 

What happened next? 

In late 1988, Ann Wilson and Cheap Trick’s Robin Zander scored a duet hit “Surrender to Me” from a movie nobody saw, Tequila Sunrise. In March 1990, the band released Brigade, using the same template: Star producer (Richie Zito – who produced Cheap Trick’s hit Lap of Luxury album), pro songwriters (Mutt Lange, Holly Knight, Diane Warren, Kelly/Steinberg), stylists, expensive videos, more hairspray, etc. 

The lead single was a creepy Mutt Lange song, “All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You” which featured an equally creepy video. More hit singles followed, and the album peaked at #3, and was certified double platinum. Then a live album Rock the House Live! followed in October 1991 and peaked at #107. (See my original Amazon review below!)

After that, I moved on to other groups, and I can honestly say I haven’t heard a Heart album since then, even though the band have released five studio and several more live albums in the subsequent years. 

My 2 star June 2004 Amazon review of Heart’s Rock the House Live!:

★★☆☆☆

Recorded live in November 1990, this CD is an odd release. Heavy on tracks from that year’s Brigade (six!) and light on classics, the CD represents the end of an era for Heart, as their next release would forsake the big hair, bad fashion and professional songwriters (not to mention hits).

I was at this concert (admittedly only for opener Cheap Trick) and only bought the CD for the “I was there” bit, not for the music. The Centrum in Worcester, MA was an odd choice for a live recording – a half-full arena with terrible acoustics in a dead, third-tier industrial city. (Why the band didn’t choose the sold-out Forum show in Los Angeles is beyond me.)
The music? Nothing special. If you’re a fan from the 1970s (i.e. you think that the band sold out after 1980), then there’s little of interest here. If you’re a fan of Heart’s top ten era, well…same answer. No wonder it didn’t sell. Even two new songs (“You’re the Voice” and “Way Back Machine”) can’t save this mess.
My only guess is that Capitol only put this out because after three consecutive top five, multi-platinum albums, they figured anything with the Heart name would sell a boatload of CDs. Wrong again. The worst part of all of this (for me, anyway) was the screaming Mimi I sat next to at the concert, who was determined to screech at the most inappropriate moments – which mercifully didn’t end up on the CD. Not that I listen to it often…
Rock The House Live! is recommended only for Heart fans who must have everything and for those who were there that night.

Take a ride into the way back machine, to a time when life was simpler (or maybe not) – your high school days. Back then, things were clearly divided, with each group (cool kids, stoners, jocks, nerds, etc.) only hanging with others in their tribe – unlike the factions that separate us adults today. (Wrong again!)

But one thing that that we all DO remember (whether you were a jock or not), was the concept of Varsity and Junior Varsity (JV) teams in high school sports. In short, the varsity players were the big boys (or girls), mainly upperclassmen, those with a couple more years of experience behind them. The JV team were the up-and-comers, younger students that would hopefully take over when the older players graduated and left openings. 

But what does this have to do with rock and roll? Well, a lot, actually. There are always a lot a “junior varsity” bands that follow the footsteps of the superstar bands. Perhaps they’re following because they share the same influences. Or maybe, the record company is looking for the next [fill in the successful band name here], because they’ve spotted a winning formula and (hopefully) lightning will strike twice.

So, as the 1970s turned into the 1980s, there are several examples of these JV bands. There are some cases of “who came first?” that I’m not touching here – situations like Sweet and Queen. (Fact: Sweet was making records before Queen did.) Would there be a John Cafferty without Bruce Springsteen? A Knack without The Beatles? Hell, even an early Bruce Springsteen without Bob Dylan? Doubtful, highly doubtful. 

But in all my examples, the JV band has some serious success of their own. (Unlike Pretty Boy Floyd, who in the final months of the 1980s, released Leather Boyz with Electric Toyz, an album whose cover art did as much to kill hair metal than all the grunge bands combined.) So, if you’re ready to rock, let’s go!

Varsity Band: Rush
Definitive album: Moving Pictures (1981)

Rush is that famous power trio from Canada, best known for Geddy Lee’s vocals and bass, and Neil Peart’s drumming (and pretentious lyrics.) Starting small and working their way up the touring food chain, the band hit paydirt with 1980’s Permanent Waves, and didn’t look back for the next 35 years, releasing successful album all along the way. The band called it quits in the middle of the 2010s, and sadly, Peart passed away a few years later. 

Junior Varsity Band: Triumph
Definitive album: Allied Forces (1981)

Similar to Rush, Triumph was a hard rocking band, whose early output relied on heavy rock, boogie stuff, and some prog thrown in for good measure. Also working their way up the success ladder through heaving touring, the band reached arena heights in the early 1980s with successful albums Allied Forces (1981), Never Surrender (1983), and Thunder Seven (1984). However, their staying power was nowhere like that of Rush, and by the end of the 1980s, the band was defunct. Unlike Rush, Triumph featured two lead vocalists (both guitarist Ric Emmet and drummer Gil Moore sang lead on popular Triumph songs).

Varsity band: Journey
Definitive album: Escape (1981)

We all know the story of Journey – a spin-off band from Santana who stumbled through three non-commercial albums that made little noise outside musico circles. Then somebody got the bright idea of adding a lead singer, and with crooner Steve Perry out front, the band started having FM radio hits, then top 40 hits. And once the 1980s hit, the band shaved their collective facial hair, replaced founder Gregg Rolie with Jonathan Cain (formerly of The Babys), and suddenly Escape hits #1, and eventually is considered the greatest AOR album of all time. Sadly, it was hard to hold on, because the Escape lineup of the band only released one more album (Frontiers), before the dreaded “musical differences” caused them to jettison the rhythm section for Raised on Radio, the final album (and tour) of the decade. the band did make one Escape-lineup album in 1996, but Perry limped out before a tour could commence. Journey continues to tour today with their third fake Steve Perry fronting the band.

Junior Varsity Band: Survivor
Definitive album: Vital Signs (1984)

Chicago’s Survivor, a spinoff from the Jim Peterek band (which itself was a spinoff of one hit wonders The Ides of March) formed in the late 1970s, right around the time Journey started hitting the big time. The band’s first album barely scraped the charts; the follow up, 1981’s Premonition, gave the band its first top 40 single, “Poor Man’s Son,” but it was the third album, Eye of the Tiger, whose title track was the theme to 1982’s “Rocky III”, brought the band paydirt. Caught In The Game, a stiff follow-up to Tiger brought a change in singers; original vocalist Dave Bickler was given his walking papers, and in came Jimi Jameson. Luckily for JJ, timing was everything, and he walked in a band with a bunch of classic songs ready for him, and the resulting album, Vital Signs is ranked right below Escape within AOR circles. And just like Journey, the band released a somewhat successful follow-up, and then lopped off the rhythm section for their final album of the 1980s. The band still toured well into the 21st century, sometimes with both former singers, and other times with some clowns who weren’t even in the original band. 

Varsity band: Scorpions
Definitive album: Love At First Sting (1984)

Hanover, Germany’s favorite sons have been around since the mid-1960s (yes, 1960s!) but the “real” band came together in the early 1970s. Featuring vocalist Klaus Meine and guitarist Rudolph Schenker (and sometimes his kid brother Michael), the band released five studio albums that were ignored (at least in America), until the band changed labels and management (as well as bringing in guitarist Mattias Jabs) in 1979. Suddenly, they jumped on the American hard rock touring circuit, and the albums started selling. By the 1980s, they were a pop-metal (or is that metal-pop?) force to be reckoned with. However, after 1990s Crazy World, things started to sour; bassists and drummers came and went, and the band released one of the all-time stinker albums, Eye II Eye, along with a bunch of atrocious “unplugged” and “orchestra” albums. Fortunately, the band has gone back to its classic sound and remains a live favorite to this day. 

Junior Varsity Band: Accept
Definitive album: Balls to the Wall (1984)

Hitting the record racks at the tail end of the 1970s, Solingen, German’s Accept spent its first few albums trying to nail down its sound. Once it released Restless and Wild in 1982, it had sealed the deal as far as being a contributor to modern metal. Right out of the gate, the opening track, “Fast as a Shark” showed the world that it was a serious contender. The follow-up, 1983’s (or 1984’s, depending what territory you lived in) Balls to the Wall was an instant classic. The band, fronted by diminutive vocalist Udo Dirkschneider and imposing guitarist Wolf Hoffman grazed the U.S. charts, but never could get the foothold that they had on the continent, but remained a favorite of metal fans in the know. By the end of the 1980s, the band was finished. A mid-1990s reunion produced three mediocre albums; a 2010 regrouping with American vocalist Mark Tornillo produced a series of outstanding albums, and the band still tours today. 

The Cars and Van Halen are both classic bands that released six albums in their original incarnations. Although these two American bands have little in common, such as musical style, flamboyance, and influences, they DO have a lot of similarities, including humorous and ironic lyrics “Can I talk you out of staying here tonight?” vs. “You’re semi good-looking,” iconic videos on MTV, and both bands were local favorites before breaking out, along with, stellar, but radically different lead guitarists. Most importantly, in the big picture, both The Cars and Van Halen appealed to listeners outside their respective genres, pretty much a first for rock bands. Egos broke up Van Halen, and apathy within the band stalled The Cars.

Debut Album

Van Halen: Released February 10, 1978 #19 Billboard
The Cars: Released June 6, 1978 #18 Billboard

Here are two band debuts, both from the first half of 1978. In both cases, the debut album was a genre game-changer, bringing their respective styles to the mainstream (heavy metal and new wave). Both of these albums had multiple tracks played on the radio, and today, both remain staples on classic rock radio. Better writers than me (are there any out there?) have penned tomes on both these classics. If you haven’t worn out copies of these albums, you really have no business reading this.

Winner: Draw

Sophomore Album

Van Halen II: Released March 23, 1979 #6 Billboard
Candy-O: Released June 13, 1979 #3 Billboard

No dreaded sophomore slump here with either band, but no great shift in the sound, either. While both albums could be considered “Part 2” of their debut, this round is incredibly tight.

Van Halen, while producing a worthy follow-up including a hit single (“Dance the Night Away”), dropped the ball on the opening track, a non-necessary (and not very good) cover version of “You’re No Good,” made popular a few years earlier by Linda Ronstadt.

Meanwhile, The Cars also lobbed out a classic hit (“Let’s Go”) and filled out the rest of the album with hook-filled tunes, delivered in the way only that The Cars could. And although they dabbled in weirdness (“Shoo Be Doo”), it was the songs carried the day.

Winner: The Cars

Third Album

Women and Children First: Released March 26, 1980 #6 Billboard
Panorama: Released August 15, 1980 #5 Billboard

Now the pressure was on, for both bands. Time to go to the next level or fade away. In both instances, there were radio hits (“And the Cradle Will Rock” and “Touch and Go”), but three albums in, it sometimes seems like both bands were flying on autopilot.

For the third time in a row, Van Halen doesn’t alter its sound significantly. They’re sticking to a tried-and-true formula, David Lee Roth’s flair as a front man, Eddie’s prowess on guitar and the party-hearty attitude of the band. Nothing groundbreaking here but zero covers for the first time!

Back in Boston, The Cars have slightly changed their sound, with a darker, more experimental edge, focusing on keyboards and less hooky songs. Both critics and fans find this album a bit bewildering, and but there are some moments in there for those who bothered to look.

The Winner: Draw

Fourth Album

Fair Warning: Released April 29, 1981 #5 Billboard
Shake It Up: Released November 6, 1981 #9 Billboard

Here was the fourth album in four years for both bands. By now, Van Halen and The Cars were household names, FM radio staples and arena fillers.

This time around, Van Halen issued its heaviest album to date. From the opening notes of “Mean Street,” the band is out for blood and doesn’t let up for the entire disc. While it doesn’t contain any top 40 hit singles, three of the tracks garnered airplay: “Mean Street,” “Unchained” and “So This is Love?” This is a case of a band taking it to the next level.

The Cars, however, played it safe with a knee-jerk reaction to the moody overtones of Panorama. Coming out of the box with their biggest hit to date, the title track, one would think that The Cars would win, or at least tie this round. Afraid not. Despite the exuberance of the hit single, the rest of the album (particularly side two) isn’t up to the level of previous albums (or the hit single). Seemed like it’s a good time for a break. (More on that later.)

Winner: Van Halen

Album # 5

Diver Down: Released April 14, 1982 #3 Billboard
Heartbeat City: Released March 13, 1984 #3 Billboard

Now things start to diverge: While Van Halen followed the standard “another year, another album, another tour” formula, The Cars wisely took a break, during which members Ric Ocasek and Greg Hawkes released solo albums.

Now it was Van Halen’s turn to foolishly listen to “the suits.” The band was informed that there were no hit singles on the previous opus, so the band went the other way, releasing their weakest album to date, loaded with cover versions, with the misguided hope that they bring in fans who would never otherwise consider buying a Van Halen album, so the results were basically an EP of original songs. (And nothing particularly outstanding.) Shows what happens when you cave and listen to others!

Meanwhile, The Cars released their most successful (commercially, at least) album of their career. Bringing in a new producer (Mutt Lange), the band got a sonic makeover, and delivered a hit-filled disc that not only received major radio play, but produced a series of classic videos that fully brought the band into the video age.

Winner: The Cars

The Final Album:

1984: Released January 9, 1984 #2 Billboard
Door to Door: Released August 25, 1987 #26 Billboard

And now it’s time to say goodbye. While both bands split after the 6^th album, they went on paths as wildly different as their music: Van Halen carried on with Sammy Hagar on lead vocals, while The Cars closed shop and went their separate ways. (Both bands would reunite 20+ years later, minus their original bass players.)

Perhaps taking a page out of The Cars playbook, Van Halen took a break (“One break, coming up!”) before releasing 1984 in, well, 1984. By this Orwellian date, the band took advantage of synths, giving them a #1 hit (“Jump”) and a produced slew of memorable videos. Like previous Van Halen albums, this one barely made it past the half-hour mark, but fortunately, 1984 featured no nonsense, no filler, and best of all, nary a cover version.

Unfortunately, for the second time in three albums, it was The Cars’ turn to lose big time. After the marathon Heartbeat City sessions and tour, the band bought time by releasing a hits package with a new song “Tonight She Comes,” and saw solo releases by Elliot Easton, Benjamin Orr and Ric Ocasek, with the later two also having success on the singles chart. But when it came time to regroup, the band was running on fumes. Door to Door, the resulting album certainly wasn’t an artistic disappointment, but instead of sounding like Heartbeat City, it continued the tradition This Side of Paradise, Ocasek’s 1986 less radio-friendly album. Recording two tracks that were written in 1977 (but never released on a Cars album) didn’t provide the required salvation, and along with sluggish sales along with the most generic songs in their career, the band pulled the plug after a short 1987/1988 tour to less-than-full arenas.

Winner: Van Halen

Recap:
The Cars: Two
Van Halen: Two
Draw: Two

So, the great Van Halen vs. The Cars match ends in a draw. But it was a hell of a ride for fans of either (or both) bands!

As far as cover art goes:

The Cars vs. Van Halen: Draw
Candy-O vs. Van Halen II: The Cars
Panorama vs. Women and Children First: Draw
Shake It Up vs. Fair Warning: The Cars
Heartbeat City vs. Diver Down: The Cars
Door To Door vs. 1984: Van Halen

Cover Art Recap:

The Cars: Three
Van Halen: One
Draw: Two

Bad Company, arguably the fourth British supergroup (after Cream, Blind Faith and Emerson, Lake and Palmer) ruled the charts and concert halls for much of the 1970s. Unlike those Clapton-based groups, the band released multiple albums. (Six in total.) Hooking up with Led Zeppelin’s manager, Peter Grant, the band was a hit from the word go, scoring a Billboard #1 album their first album.

Unfortunately, like ELP, their albums grew weaker as time passed. In fact, the original incarnation of the band (Paul Rodgers and Simon Kirke from Free, Mick Ralphs from Mott the Hoople and Boz Burrell from King Crimson) hold a rare distinction in rock; every album declined in quality, being not as great than the previous one, making it a band whose catalog diminished with every new release.

Here, I’m going to rank the six “original” Bad Company albums – the ones with the classic lineup (Rodgers, Ralphs, Kirke and Burrell) – ignoring the Brian Howe era, which, although not a commercial failure, did nothing but sully the good name of Bad Company from its inception in 1986 and beyond.

Rough Diamonds
Released 1982
Highest Chart Peak: 26
Standout Track: “Electricland”
6/6

Released August 1982, Bad Company’s final album, Rough Diamonds, is also its weakest. It came along three years after the previous outing, Desolation Angels, a gap that showed them how out of touch the band was. By the time its lone radio track, “Electricland,” hit the airwaves of FM radio, it was fighting for airtime along with the “new rock” of Men at Work, Missing Persons, and A Flock of Seagulls, unlike three years earlier when the band was up against now-departed counterparts such as Led Zeppelin, the Eagles, and The Knack.

Maybe the album would’ve done better if the songwriting was more memorable. The band sounds like it’s going through the motions, simply putting out an album because they don’t know what the hell else to do. To be fair, manager Grant has secluded himself after John Bonham died, and to be sure, the drugs, alcohol and stress didn’t make things any better. There was no 1982-1983 Bad Company tour, and the group quietly disbanded without any sort of formal announcement. Rough Diamonds is the sound of a band that was too tired to carry on.

Fun fact (could there possibly be anything fun about this album?): The album sat in the can for well over a year before it was released. (If Wikipedia is accurate!)

Desolation Angels
Released 1979
Highest Chart Peak: 3
Standout Track: “Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy”
5/6

A comeback (commercially, at least) for the band; this album peaked at #3, mostly due to its monster hit lead-off track, “Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy.” Which is an all-time classic for the band – but unfortunately, the rest of the album is reasonably dull. (Just not quite Rough Diamonds dull.) But the album/song had enough juice to get the band out of its slump, and back on the radio in style. To be fair, this album could be swapped with Burnin’ Sky in this list – however, Sky doesn’t have the ups and downs (mostly downs) that this one does, as it remains a consistent listen all the way through. The Hipgnosis cover – similar to those on contemporary albums by UFO and Led Zeppelin – wasn’t one of the art collective’s best works.

Fun fact: Alison Krauss recorded a cover of Desolation Angels “Oh, Atlanta” in 1995.

Burnin’ Sky
Released 1977
Highest Chart Peak: 15
Standout Track: “Burnin’ Sky”
4/6

The fourth album in four years, Burnin’ Sky is where the cracks start showing. Unlike albums two & three, which only fell a bit down in quality from the previous release, this one falls further downhill than those that proceeded it. Which is fully understandable in the days of the album/tour cycle repeated every year, as was the norm in that era. While there is nothing terribly wrong here (aside from the unnecessary silliness of “Knapsack”), there aren’t those strong standout tracks we’ve come to expect from the band. What seemed at the time as a slight dip in quality was, unfortunately, a harbinger of things to come.

Fun fact: The cover art was based on the poster from the 1969 film, The Wild Bunch.

Run With the Pack
Released 1976
Highest Chart Peak: 5
Standout Track: “Run With the Pack”
3/6

The third album in as many years was also the first one that lacked at least one big classic tune. Despite the fact that all the tracks are reasonably strong for the most part, it certainly doesn’t hold up to the first two albums. Oddly enough, it was also the first time (and only, other then the aforementioned “Knapsack”) that the band recorded a cover version – “Young Blood” (which strangely became a top twenty hit single). Although it contains “Silver, Blue and Gold” and “Live For The Music,” these two songs just didn’t have the staying power of some of the tracks on the earlier albums. Not a bad album by any stretch – just not a classic like the first two. After two albums festooned with timeless rock classics, Run With The Pack is the band’s Led Zeppelin III.

Fun fact: Pack Engineer Ron Nevison later hit pay dirt in the mid-1980s, producing platinum albums from Survivor, Heart, and Ozzy Osbourne.

Straight Shooter
Released 1975
Highest Chart Peak: 5
Standout Track: Shooting Star
2/6

The band’s second album (both chronologically and in greatness), Straight Shooter picked up right where its predecessor left off, not an easy feat considering the impact (both artistically and commercially) of the debut. Hitting the ground running with its two lead tracks (“Good Lovin’ Gone Bad” and “Feel Like Makin’ Love”), the band proved that it wasn’t a one-hit wonder and could deliver the goods the second time around, which usually wasn’t the case for most bands that released a #1 debut. (The Knack, Asia, and The Go-Go’s, call your office.). Straight Shooter is a mighty album – just one classic song away from being as good as the debut.

Fun fact: Straight Shooter was one of two albums (the other being the debut) that didn’t feature a Boz Burrell writing credit.

Bad Company
Released 1974
Highest Chart Peak: 1
Standout Track: All of Them!
1/6

One of the stellar albums of the classic rock era. Five of its eight tracks remain FM radio standards to this day. Listen to the album – there’s nothing else to say about this monster debut!

Fun fact: Mick Ralph’s “Ready for Love” was originally recorded by Mott the Hoople on the All The Young Dudes album.

Furthermore:

In addition, the band released a few compilation albums; most notably, 1985’s mistitled 10 From 6 (whose ten songs supposedly are from the original six albums, although no tracks from Burnin’ Sky were present) and 1999’s fantastic The Original Bad Company Anthology (which was followed by a short, if not entirely successful reunion tour), whose four new tracks can be tolerated, because the collection includes non-album B-Sides, unreleased material, and alternate takes. Along with Cheap Trick’s Sex America Cheap Trick and The Cars’ Just What I Needed collections, one of the most tremendous compilations from a classic rock band.

According to the Chinese zodiac, 1983 was the year of the pig. It was also the year of a lot of other things as well; the end of a much-loved (but dragged out too long) sitcom; a TV movie about nuclear war; and most notably, the release of Bent Out Of Shape, the seventh (and final for quite a while) album from Rainbow, the band ex-Deep Purple guitarist Ritchie Blackmore founded in 1975. Rainbow went through three singers, four bassists, four drummers and five keyboard players between 1975 and 1983. And one guitarist. In fact, over the course of its seven studio albums, there were zero albums that had a lineup that lasted more than one album. 

Rainbow was the band that launched the diminutive Ronnie James Dio into metal god territory; the band also got panned for pandering to the AOR Foreigner crowd with third vocalist Joe Lynn Turner, who, like Dio, got to front the band for three studio albums. Then there was the sandwich vocalist Graham Bonnet, whose sole album, Down To Earth, was released right in the middle of those two other eras. Bonnet, the George Lazenby of Rainbow, was a polarizing figure; his image didn’t fit the mold of music, as he looked more like a member of Joe Jackson’s backing band than a hard rock singer, but on the other hand, many of those in the know consider Down To Earth the greatest Rainbow album.

Whatever. By 1983, there were enough ex-Rainbow members to start several bands, and of all the years that Rainbow existed, 1983 was the most prolific. There were twelve releases in that year that featured Rainbow members or alumni. They are, in no particular order:

Artist: Rainbow

Album: Bent Out Of Shape

The namesake band released its seventh studio (and eighth overall) album to moderate success in mid-1983. The single “Street of Dreams” was a radio and MTV hit – and the band toured successfully. However, the lure of big money prompted a Deep Purple Mark II reunion the following year, and when Blackmore and Purple bassist Roger Glover rejoined the most popular version of Deep Purple, Rainbow ceased to exist.

Artist: Ronnie James Dio

Album: Holy Diver

The post-Rainbow era was kind to Dio. He ended up replacing Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath and released a monster album (Heaven and Hell) and a pretty decent follow up (Mob Rules), both followed by successful tours. Fights during the production of the tepidly received live album Live Evil sank Sabbath, and RJD went on to front his own eponymous band, bringing former Rainbow bassist Jimmy Bain (more on him below) along for the ride. Dio’s debut, Holy Diver, was cut from the same cloth as Ozzy’s Blizzard of Ozz (former Sabbath vocalist, young, unknown hotshot guitarist, veteran rhythm section, keyboardist hidden behind the curtain) was a success, and is considered one of the genre’s classic albums.

Artist: Graham Bonnet

Album: No Parole From Rock ‘n’ Roll

The one-and-done vocalist of Rainbow wasn’t finished; post-Blackmore, he founded his own band, Alcatrazz, which featured Blackmore-rivaling guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen, who lasted about 3.5 minutes before splitting and going on to fame (but maybe not fortune). (Malmsteen was replaced by up-and-coming wunderkid Steve Vai, but that’s a story for another time.) Alcatrazz released its debut, No Parole from Rock ‘n’ Roll in late 1983 to mild success.

Artist: Tony Carey

Albums: I Won’t Be Home Tonight, Planet P

Probably the most prolific of any Rainbow alumni, Carey, the keyboardist best remembered for the epic intro to “Stargazer” on the Rising album, typically released a couple albums a year. In 1983, his solo album I Won’t Be Home Tonight spawned two minor hit singles (the title track and “West Coast Summer Nights”), but his big score was Planet P’s “Why Me?,” a chilling space-rock track that was a hit on both radio and MTV that year.

Artist: Jimmy Bain

Albums: Holy Diver (see above), Dirty Fingers

In addition to joining Dio’s band, Jimmy Bain played on Gary Moore’s Dirty Fingers release in 1983. Previously, Bain played with Phil Lynott, Thin Lizzy, Wild Horses and Kate Bush, among many others. Sadly, Bain died in 2016 while on a ship, in his cabin, while participating on Def Leppard’s “Hysteria on the High Seas” rock cruise.

Artist: Mark Clarke

Albums: All of the Good Ones Are Taken, Michael Bolton

A bassist who only played live and didn’t record with Rainbow, Clarke, a veteran bassist, has played with many artists, including Colosseum, Uriah Heep (plus on Ken Hensley solo albums), Tempest, Natural Gas, and most famously, Billy Squier’s Don’t Say No album and tour in 1981. In 1983, Clarke contributed to Ian Hunter’s All of the Good Ones Are Taken and Michael Bolton’s self-titled album from that year. Sorry to hear that.

Artist: Craig Gruber

Album: Ground Zero

Another bassist, and one of the original Rainbow members, Gruber played on the early stages of Black Sabbath’s Heaven and Hell release in 1980 (before Geezer Butler returned and rightly took his place) and Bible Black’s (who?) 1983 album, Ground Zero. Bible Black is best known for being Joey Belladonna’s band pre-Anthrax.

Artist: Bob Daisley

Album: Bark at the Moon

Best known for being the subject of Ozzy Osbourne’s wrath due to legal issues, Daisley played on one Rainbow album (Long Live Rock ‘n’ Roll), before being dismissed by Blackmore himself. After Rainbow, he recorded the biggest albums of his career, the first two Ozzy Osbourne albums, Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman. In 1983, he also was involved in Ozzy’s Bark at the Moon, despite all the trouble his involvement in the first two caused.

Artist: Cozy Powell

Album: Octopus

A long-standing drummer in the Rainbow camp, Powell played on three of its albums Rising, Long Live Rock ‘n’ Roll and Down To Earth, and went on to play with Graham Bonnet, MSG and Whitesnake before releasing his own Octopus LP in 1983. He later went on to be the fake Carl Palmer in a reunited ELP, which lasted for exactly one album and tour in 1986.

ABBA is back!

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but in any case, it’s been 40 years since the last album (The Visitors, November 1981). And except for a couple of new tracks for a 2-LP (remember those??!?) career retrospective the following year, there has been no new music released in nearly four decades.

And even though ABBA is a name-band in America, the really big sales numbers are overseas. Although the group enjoyed big hit singles over here that are still fondly remembered today, a mid-level rock band like Survivor has had far more success on the American singles chart than ABBA ever did. Post-breakup, the members had fleeting success; Frida had some success with the Phil Collins-helmed Something’s Going On (read my blog about that album here) and the boys in the band had some success writing scores, most notably for the musical (and later movie) Chess.

But, whatever. The fact that these four Swedes are still alive and well is certainly good news, and probably gives credence to the Scandinavian Diet. Coming back after 40 years with a new album? Hmm….

OK, there has been talk about a tour – not a real tour, but more of a hologram thing. Then why not throw in a couple of new tracks to keep the punters happy and have something to sell? That was all the rage for awhile. Then a couple years of silence and suddenly a new album appears. One that is being reviewed right here at Albums That Time Forgot!

Full disclosure: I’ve never bought an ABBA album (unless you count getting The Visitors from Columbia House because I forgot to send my right of refusal card back to them in time). But I bought The Singles back in the day and today I own the standard two albums: ABBA Gold and More ABBA Gold. And I’ve visited Sweden on a couple occasions. (I’ve even been inside the Ikea in Stockholm!)

First thing to note; the new album, Voyage, is like an old-school album – ten tracks, 37 minutes. None of these 15 track, 71-minute affairs like some of these cosmic veteran rockers release late in the day. So, the group gets a gold star for that decision. And also understand, like all of the previous albums, the performance and vocals are all first-rate, so it all is distilled down to the material.

The album gets off to a slow start; two of the first three tracks “I Still Have Faith In You” and “Little Things,” both of which are mid-tempo, OK-but-not-standout songs. After that, it’s hit-and-miss with the songs; some have great hooks and really make an impression, while others are… just there. Just like the the other albums of their era, I would imagine. The best on Voyage is track 5 – “Just A Notion,” the 2021 descendant of “I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.” Second best is “Keep An Eye On Dan,” but that song gets a demerit for its daft lyrics.

And in the end, none of these tracks are going to make anybody forget the ABBA bookend singles, “Waterloo” and “The Winner Takes It All” – the first and last of ABBA’s great hits. But the album is a pleasant enough listen – and about a third of the tracks on Voyage could fit comfortably on either Gold collection. Which is a good thing, I suppose.

Rating: 7 Out Of 10, using Michael Butler’s patented, scientific Rock and Roll Geek scoring system.

Huey Lewis and The News were one of the most successful artists of the 1980s, on both the singles and albums charts as well as the concert circuit. Not to mention huge in popular culture as well. Although tagged as an overnight sensation by the casual observer, nothing could further from the truth. The band – made up of three members of Soundhole (drummer Bill Gibson, bassist Mario Cippolina and guitarist/saxophonist Johnny Colla), a local Marin County band, two members of Clover (keyboardist Sean Hopper and vocalist Huey), an outfit whose commercial failure was dwarfed only by their longevity along with a young, hotshot guitarist (Chris Hayes).

The members of the band had encounters, both live and on record with rock royalty (Thin Lizzy, Rockpile, Van Morrison and Elvis Costello, among others), but when the 1970s were fading fast, they formed a new group that would hopefully go places. A self-titled debut was released in mid-1980; it did little to spread the word. Early 1982’s Picture This and the singles “Do You Believe in Love?” And “Workin’ For a Living” got them noticed on the radio and MTV, and shortly after Sports was released in 1983, they were right up there with the big boys (and girls); Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Prince, Tina Turner, and the rest of the decade was theirs.

The original sextet released six studio albums and one album of covers between 1980 and 1994; here they are, ranked worst to first!

Four Chords & Several Years Ago
Released 1994
Highest Chart Peak: 55
7/7

When you’re a platinum-selling band, with hit singles and albums galore behind you, releasing a covers album is a cry for help; it’s telling the world that there is nowhere else to go. (See Guns n’ Roses – The Spaghetti Incident.) Truth of the matter is that by the time the Hard At Play tour concluded in 1992, it was all over. Musical tastes had changed, and the previous two albums had revealed that there was plenty of apathy among the fans, and the band, who were used to headlining arenas for years, suddenly found themselves booked in small to medium-sized theaters. So, at the time, maybe a covers album made sense.

But then again, no. The songs were not the standard “golden oldies” – but more obscure R&B material that the band liked. Probably not everybody’s cup of tea, but in their defense, all were competently performed. But it certainly wasn’t what the fans of Sports and “The Power of Love” wanted to hear. Oh, the times, they are a changin’!

What happened next: The band did a short tour for the album, and by 1995, bassist Cippolina either quit or was fired, depending on who you ask. A hits album was released in 1998, after which guitarist Chris Hayes bailed. The next album of original material, Plan B, was released seven years after Four Chords.

Small World
Released 1988
Highest Chart Peak: 11
6/7

Small World is the album that the band was so proud of. Unfortunately, not everybody held the same high standard to it. Like the critics for example. And the fans. And FM radio, where the singles were ignored while rockers like Tracy Chapman and Melissa Etheredge got plenty of airtime that summer and fall. Worst of all was Rolling Stone magazine, where Small World was named “Worst Album of The Year” in 1988, the year of The Escape Club’s Wild Wild West album. Ouch.

Although some of the tracks, particularly the lone top ten single “Perfect World,” retained the sound the sound that the fans wanted, the rest of the album was… kind of blah. Trying to shoehorn jazz sensibilities into the band might’ve pleased the musicians, but to the general public, not so much. It should be noted that this album followed closely on the heels of the string of hit sings from 1986’s Fore! (more on that in the Fore! section below), so there was the burn out and the oversaturation factor that might’ve contributed to the sales slump.

What happened next: The band wisely took a break (maybe a case of a day late and a dollar short) and actually jumped record labels. The result? See below.

Hard At Play
Released 1991
Highest Chart Peak: 27
5/7

A comeback, of sorts. At least sound wise. The band wisely waited three years after Small World to release of Hard At Play, giving the fans (and public) a break for the first time in a decade. Whether this helped things or if it was too late in the day to make a difference will never be known.

And while Play DID get things back on track (somewhat), the songs didn’t have the staying power of the previous hits.  The lone hit single “Couple Days Off” was “Working For a Living’s” bastard cousin and the rest of the album made REO Speedwagon’s Good Trouble sound like an original work. But of course, look at the music scene from 1991, and you’ll quickly notice that Huey Lewis is a likable relic of a bygone era, and besides a record that made a little noise on the charts, they didn’t fit into the music world of the 1990s. A decent album, but pales to the band’s earlier work.

What happened next: Four Chords and there’s where the story ended.

Fore!
Released 1986
Highest Chart Peak: 1
4/7

Similar to my ranking of Billy Squier’s Emotion in Motion (read all about it here), I’m sure fans will scoff at the relatively low ranking of this monster album. But trust me, there are good reasons!

For starters, it’s doubly hard for any artist to top (or even equal) an era-defining album.  Hi Infidelity, Asia, Thriller, Beauty and the Beat, Metal Health, etc. all suffered from the “follow-up curse”, some more so than others. The biggest problem here – the hit singles dragged on far too long. Now, that sounds counterintuitive, but trust me, that’s a problem that many of Huey’s peers suffered from.

Look at it this way; take an artist who had a huge breakthrough album, and then the follow up is seemingly on steroids pumps out the hit singles. Bon Jovi – New Jersey. Phil Collins – …But Seriously. And now Huey Lewis and The News – Fore! Now think of those fourth or fifth singles; “Living in Sin,” “ I’ll Be There For You,” “Do You Remember?,” “Something Happened on the Way to Heaven”… None of those were the stuff that made these artists great. And actually, all pretty forgettable. “I Know What I Like” and “Doing It All For My Baby” fall into the same category. Not what the band’s legacy is based on. Songs like “I Want A New Drug” were far more edgy than, say, “Whole Lotta Lovin’.”

Now, let’s going into case of “what if”: If Fore! had hits only with its first three singles (“Stuck With You,” “Hip To Be Square” and “Jacob’s Ladder,”) and then things calmed down after that, it might’ve lessened album sales, but it also might’ve helped his career last longer. Trust me, nobody likes album cycles that drag on too long. Except for the suits at the label.

What happened next: After fans were worn down by the final two singles in the long, dull summer of 1987 (a time when Richard Marx and Whitney Houston were the only artists aired on MTV), the signs were there that it was time to take a break. But no, instead we got Small World, a mere year after the Fore! tour concluded.

Huey Lewis and the News
Released 1980
Highest Chart Peak:  Did not chart
3/7

Yes, the “forgotten” album in Huey’s catalog deserves a lot more love than it’s gotten. Here were a bunch of guys that were footnotes in the late 1970s rock scene, trying to make it on their own. It’s the sound of a new band making music in a new decade. The songs aren’t all there yet and the band is still trying to find its sound, but there is a lack of pretention and a sense of fun that would be revealed in the next couple of albums.

Oddly enough, once the band hit the big time, there was never any “push” to go back or even to rerelease the debut. The band DID get some milage out of the live version of “Trouble In Paradise” from 1985’s USA For Africa’s We Are The World charity album, but otherwise than that, Huey Lewis and the News (the album, NOT the band!) has languished in obscurity since the day it was released in 1980.

What happened next: Nothing but good stuff for the next several years. Fasten your seatbelts, gang!

Sports
Released 1983
Highest Chart Peak:  1
2/7

Sorry Sports fans, but the band’s greatest commercial achievement isn’t its best album. This isn’t to diminish the attributes of it, only that there was a better one, which just happened to precede it. In the end, Sports spawned four top ten singles, one more top twenty, all with hit videos. And a rare non-single video (“Bad Is Bad”) got major airplay.

The power and the glory of Sports – and all the hit singles – has been documented ad nauseum here, there and everywhere. It was Huey’s time – heavy rotation videos on MTV, a cameo (and #1 theme song) in 1985’s Back To The Future, USA For Africa… A great time to be Huey Lewis and the News. All the pieces came together with Sports.

What happened next: More of the same, just not as memorable.

Picture This
Released 1982
Highest Chart Peak:  13
1/7

Again, you may question why Picture This (and not Sports) holds the top position here. It’s really a matter of a bunch of factors: The jump in quality from the debut; the band’s decision to produce itself; and lastly, for the ability to come up with the goods in the ninth inning, two men out, two men on and down by a run.

The song quality – from start to finish – is perfect. But then again, so is Sports, but here, they didn’t have a cushion going in to record. This record is full of great music, every track has a personality all its own and it has the sound of a bunch of veteran rockers who finally found their groove.

What happened next: Sports and reaching the top of the mountain.

Bonus video! The Power Of Love” – not on any Huey Lewis and The News Album! (But found of international versions of Fore!)

Billy Squier – a mainstay of AOR radio in the first half of the 1980s. A stellar guitarist in his own right, and more heavyweight than contemporaries like Rick Springfield, Squier was able to balance rock cred, stylish looks and great music seemingly effortlessly. Although he was over thirty when he hit the big time, he had a five-year winning streak that netted platinum albums, sold-out arenas and soundtrack contributions to some of the most iconic 1980s movies.

An ill-conceived video, changing musical tastes and, let’s face it, plain bad luck ended his golden age, but despite all that, he still managed to pump out quality albums on regular basis. His eight albums on Capitol Records range from good to classic, not a clunker in there. Naturally, some are better than others, and as is the case with every other “worst to first” list, those albums near the bottom aren’t necessarily bad, it’s just that the artist has released some better ones. I’ve left his post-Capitol release Happy Blue, the King Biscuit live CD and any anthology collections off of this ranking.

So here we go – Billy Squier albums ranked! Enjoy!

CREATURES OF HABIT

Produced By: Godfrey Diamond and Billy Squier

Release Date: April 9, 1991

Highest Chart Position: 117

Ranked: 8/8

Standout Track: Hands Of Seduction

Why is this ranked in bottom place? Because this is the most “pop” of Squier’s albums. Considering what was happening in the music world in 1991, this record didn’t fit in anywhere. Production-wise, it’s strong sounding (he used the same team as his previous album), but the songs just don’t hold up. “She Goes Down,” really? Plus, the cartoonish cover art is out of step with the times. An artist ten years past his greatest achievement.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

Produced By: Peter Collins

Release Date: September 27, 1986

Highest Chart Position: 61

Ranked: 7/8

Standout Track: Love Is The Hero

The production for the follow-up to the “Rock Me Tonight” album fell to Peter Collins of Rush and Queensryche fame. Although Enough’s predecessor, 1984’s Signs of Life sounds dated today with its synths and other 1980s flourishes, at the time it was Squier’s most cutting edge sounding album. The follow-up? Not so much. The sterile production here is below average for the era (not to mention for a Billy Squier record), and to be frank, the songs weren’t up to the level of his earlier work. Considering the quality of his previous three releases, it’s no surprise that this one came and went rather quickly and the tour plans for Enough were scuttled.

TALE OF THE TAPE

Produced By: Billy Squier and Eddy Offord

Release Date: May 1980

Highest Chart Position: 169

Ranked: 6/8

Standout Track: Calley Oh

Not a bad record by any stretch, but it sounds like an artist trying to find his way. (Which it is.) Eddy Offord, a producer/engineer whose resume included Yes, Rory Gallagher and Emerson, Lake and Palmer seemed a rather odd choice to helm the board, and the results, although decent, aren’t anything to write home about. Plus, the “band” wasn’t in place, something that was to become an important part of Squier’s sound moving forward.

EMOTIONS IN MOTIONS

Produced By: Mack and Billy Squier

Release Date: July 23, 1982

Highest Chart Position: 5

Ranked:5/8

Standout Track: Learn How To Live

Purists might scream about this low ranking, but for the follow-up to his breakthrough album, it’s justified. Again, a very good/borderline great album, but it’s only in the fifth spot because there are others that are better. Stacked up against Don’t Say No, it’s a step down. The production (and songs as well) seem bit “flat” when compared to Don’t Say No, and worst of all, it suffers a little too much from a problem that haunts most Billy Squier albums: It’s too “top heavy” – with the popular (read; better) songs stacked toward the first half of the album.

HEAR & NOW

Produced By: Godfrey Diamond, Billy Squier, Jason Corsaro

Release Date: June 14, 1989

Highest Chart Position: 64

Ranked: 4/8

Standout Track: Mine Tonight

A much more focused (not to mention better-sounding) album than its predecessor, Enough Is Enough, Hear & Now sounds like a lot more effort was put into it. We hope that’s true, because it came three years after Enough, a long time, especially considering he didn’t tour for the previous disc. It garnered some airplay for him, a good thing, because it was the first time in five years the world heard old Billy over the air. But five years out of the radio and concert circuit is a long time in any era, not to mention that tastes changed (most of his contemporaries in the “Class of 1981” – REO, Styx, Journey, Foreigner, Pat Benatar, Loverboy, etc.- had either peaked or broken up by this late date, and hair metal – and Guns n’ Roses – were the big news of the day) and sadly, commercially he was too far in decline by this point to ever make it back to the top.

TELL THE TRUTH

Produced By: Mike Chapman

Release Date: April 27, 1993

Highest Chart Position: Did Not Chart

Ranked: 3/8

Standout Track: Break Down

Squier’s last Capitol album was an overlooked gem. For a 1980s AOR artist, the Spring of 1993 was a lousy time to release a new album, as the rock world was focused on the next Nirvana and Pearl Jam albums and pretty much nothing else. This time around the songs (not to mention the cover art) were all first-rate, and Squier took some chances too: He mixed and matched musicians (his core band members along with others) for different songs, giving many of the songs a fresh sound. Sublime production by Mike Chapman certainly didn’t hurt, but Capitol Record’s refusal to promote the album led to Squier’s retirement from the music business (for the most part). Students of psychology will note that the lyrics here quite often reference psychotherapy.

SIGNS OF LIFE

Produced By: Jim Steinman and Billy Squier

Release Date: July 1984

Highest Chart Position: 11

Ranked: 2/8

Standout Track: (Another) 1984

Squier’s 1984 album was the last of his big hits. The “Rock Me Tonight” video debacle aside, Signs of Life was his most “contemporary-sounding” record, and probably should’ve been his biggest seller overall. Originally-slated producer Robert John “Mutt” Lange (riding high due to his work with Def Leppard and The Cars) pulled out for reasons that were more personal than professional, and Steinman, notable mostly for writing hits for Meat Loaf, Bonnie Tyler and Air Supply, ended up being the pinch producer. No worries, this album is one of the few Squier albums to maintain consistency throughout the entire disc, most likely due to Steinman’s “pushing” Squier’s songwriting to new places. Still a great listen today. More than any of his other records, Signs of Life accurately captures the sound of the era.

DON’T SAY NO

Produced By: Mack and Billy

Release Date: April 13, 1981

Highest Chart Position: 5

Ranked: 1/8

Standout Track: My Kinda Lover

What can you say here? This is the breakthrough album that made Billy a household name. Miles better and more focused than his debut, Squier released an instant classic album that, along with Journey, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Rush, Pat Benatar and Foreigner, ruled AOR stations for 1981 and continues to be played all these years later on classic rock radio. There is no way that this could be ranked anywhere else but in first place. Killer from start to finish.

Billy Squier also released some non-album tracks on popular soundtracks. Plus, a 1981 Christmas single.

Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)

Metropolis (1984)

St. Elmo’s Fire (1985)

And of course, Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Rock and pop acts usually have some sort of shelf life – a period of time when things are good and their records climb the chart. (Good things happen to musicians when their records chart.) Then, of course, stuff happens. Certain styles of music go out of favor, bands lose members or break up, or simply didn’t get the lucky breaks anymore.  But once in a while, a group that had a number of hits gets lucky and gets that “one last hit” – a record that charts years after their previous hit single.

Kansas – All I Wanted (1986)

Kansas, a kinda-prog band from middle America (well, Kansas, actually) was one of those mid-1970s road warrior bands that released an album, toured like hell, etc. Like many of their contemporaries on the middle America tour circuit (Rush, REO, Nugent, Cheap Trick and Aerosmith, among many others), rock fans and radio started noticing, bringing the band to larger venues and more spins on the air. Things went well the second half of the 1970s, with the band scoring both AOR and Top 40 hits, platinum albums and packed concert halls.

But by 1980, the writing was on the wall that bands full of old-looking hairy guys (ZZ Top excepted, of course) were no longer welcome, and Steve Walsh left (wisely?) for solo fame and fortune.  The rest of the guys auditioned a number of singers (Sammy Hagar and future Kings X vocalist Doug Pinnick among them) before settling on the mighty afro of John Elefante.

Replacing a legendary (if not entirely short) vocalist like Walsh could prove to be a daunting task; however, against all odds, the band’s 1982 album, Vinyl Confessions, contained their biggest hit since “Dust” – “Play the Game Tonight,” which peaked at #17 and even received some airplay on a fairly new cable channel, MTV. (Maybe by being a “faceless” band helped; casual fans probably weren’t aware of the change.)

But that’s where the good times ended; 1983’s Drastic Measures spawned no hit singles and barely made a chart impact, so by 1984, the band had splintered, with members forming Christian rock bands or just doing nothing of note. A hits package was then released and sold modestly, and Kansas was a 1970s dinosaur, whose songs were still played on FM radio alongside Led Zeppelin and Foghat. So, by 1985, Kansas was generally thought of as a relic of a bygone era, mainly remembered for two songs; “Dust in the Wind” (which produced one of the scariest videos ever – those guys weren’t even 30 yet and yet seemed so OLD!) and “Carry On Wayward Son.”

Right about that same time, Walsh’s band, Streets (formed after his wasn’t in Kansas anymore, Toto), had also called it quits after three albums failed to find success. Long story short, he spent that summer on the road playing keys as a sideman to Cheap Trick on their Standing On The Edge tour, who were crossing the states opening for REO Speedwagon. By the fall, he exited that role and went about the task of reforming Kansas.

By the time the album Power was released in 1986, there was a new look to the band. Only drummer Phil Erhart and guitarist Rich Williams were holdovers from the old lineup (violinist Robbie Steinhardt left before Drastic Measures, bassist Dave Hope and guitarist Kerry Livgren didn’t return), and Walsh added bassist Billy Greer from the failed Streets, and former Dixie Dregs guitarist Steve Morse Joined the band.

Although Power was only a modest hit (#35 on the Billboard Top 200 chart,) the single “All I Wanted” was a top twenty hit (peaking at #19). The accompanying video showed very little of the band, mostly focusing on attractive women and couples, and actually only Walsh and Morse were featured. But chartwise, it was the band’s first top 40 hit in four years – their seventh and what proved to be their final top 40 hit. And though the band has carried on (wayward son) since then, surviving lineup changes and barely released albums, “All I Wanted” was that last gasp of singles chart success.

Vital Stats: 

• Artist: Kansas
• Single: All I Wanted
• Album: Power
• Years Since Previous Top 40 Hit: 4
• Label: MCA Records
• Producer: Andrew Powell, Phil Ehart
• Released: October 1986
• Billboard Peak Chart Position: #19

Trivia: Kansas is still alive and touring today, though with only two original members, yet all former members remain alive, if not entirely healthy.

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band – Runner (1984)

Remember Manfred Mann? (Spoiler alert – NOT his real name!) That tall, glasses-wearing dork who was the namesake behind the C-list band who had the WORST British Invasion hit song “Do Wah Diddy Diddy,” which was quite possibly in the top ten of worst #1 songs of the 1960s. A few minor hits followed, and before the group imploded in 1969, they had a hit with a Dylan cover, “The Mighty Quinn.”

After that, one would assume the Manns would follow the path of Herman’s Hermits, The Zombies (another dorky looking band) and The Troggs – a relic of an exciting era that they were on the fringes of, but in the big picture, didn’t have a huge lasting role in. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, fellahs. Another band followed, Manfred Mann’s Chapter Three, which was about as successful as it sounds. And after two albums that tanked, it came time for the “real” chapter three – Manfred Mann’s Earth Band, which was formed in 1971.

Ah, yes. Who can forget MMEB’s cover of Bruce Springsteen’s “Blinded By The Light?” After the horror of “Do Wah Diddy Diddy,” Mann pulled a repeater and did it again – having the honor of having one of the worst #1 hits in two consecutive decades. I mean really, who didn’t he was saying “douche,” not “deuce?” More Springsteen covers and other failed singles followed, and by the dawn of the Reagan era, it looked like Mann was finally put out to pasture.

Not so fast there, cowboy! On the band’s 1983 Somewhere in Afrika album was the single “Runner,” which was loosely connected with Terry Fox’s cross-Canada run, which also had ties with John Parr’s “St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)” 1985 hit, speaking of annoying #1 singles. It probably didn’t hurt that “Runner” was released shortly before the 1984 Summer Olympics – and clips of Olympic runners were featured prominently in the clip. That Olympic connection probably tapped into the mania that surrounded that summer’s Olympics in Los Angeles, because “Runner” peaked at a respectable #22.

Vital Stats: 

• Artist: Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
• Single: Runner
• Album: Somewhere In Afrika
• Years Since Previous Top 40 Hit: 7
• Label: Arista
• Producer: Manfred Mann
• Released: May 1984
• Billboard Peak Chart Position: #22

Trivia: Future Firm and AC/DC drummer Chris Slade was a member of Manfred Mann’s Earth Band for most of the 1970s.

(Wish you didn’t know this) Trivia: There is an extended version of “Blinded By The Light.” Ugh.

The Carpenters Touch Me When We’re Dancing (1981)

We all know the story of The Carpenters: From their humble beginnings in New Haven, CT to the big time. Their first single of the 1970s (“Close To You”) peaked at #1, and for the next few years, went on one of the hottest streaks of hit singles since CCR – eleven top ten hits in the first half of the 1970s, three of them reaching the top spot.

But by 1975, the bloom was off the rose and the hits just weren’t as large anymore. After “Only Yesterday” peaked at #4, their top ten days were behind them. They hit the top 40 five more times – lower and lower chart positions – until their last top 40 hit (of the 1970s, anyway), a bewildering cover of Klaatu’s “Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognized Anthem of World Contact Day)” which peaked at a lowly #32.

Then the serious stuff happened: Karen’s well-documented health issues and Richard’s detox from prescription meds occupied the rest of the decade. An aborted Karen solo album and an ill-advised marriage took place; between all of these distractions, the band took off four years from releasing a new album or performing. (Though a couple of television appearances did happen during that time.)

So, in 1981, in the middle of the REO/Journey/Foreigner/Styx era, a Carpenters comeback was seemingly impossible. But don’t count them out; they not only released a new album, Made in America, but also had a hit single (the #16 “Touch Me When We’re Dancing”), surprising anybody who was paying attention. The sound, though updated, was recognizably Carpenters. Unfortunately, that was the last hit; although a few more singles followed (and charted), and it all came crashing down upon Karen’s death on February 4, 1983.

Vital Stats: 

• Artist: The Carpenters
• Single: Touch Me When We’re Dancing
• Album: Made In America
• Years Since Previous Top 40 Hit: 4
• Label: A&M Records
• Producer: Richard Carpenter
• Released: June 1981
• Billboard Peak Chart Position: #16

Trivia: Karen Carpenter released an unsuccessful single, “Looking For Love” in 1966, four years before “(They Long To Be) Close To You.”

Back in the day when singles ruled the world, there was something called “Top 40 Radio” – a place where the most popular songs in the nation were played. But not ALL the songs – only the most popular forty (both past and present).  Why forty was the number that the powers that be settled on as the number is beyond the scope of most normal people. And out of my paygrade as well. (Though I’m sure the mighty Wikipedia has the answer.)

One old rumor is that jukeboxes could only hold 40 singles – so that’s a reasonable answer. Or maybe the mobsters who controlled the jukebox market couldn’t count past 40. Whatever the reason, it’s about a radio format – what singles (those are 45s, which are the 7″ records that play at 45 RPM and had one song on each side) – anybody who remembers Casey Kasem knows what Top 40 means.

So, really, a song that is in the Top 40 is a “hit single,” and that’s a big deal apparently. But there is this barrier, a line drawn in the sand, if you will, that divides the Top 40 from the bottom 60. Now, to be fair, the “Bottom 60” contains songs that have dropped out of the Top 40 and songs that are climbing up to the Top 40 (along with plenty of others that never hit the Top 40).

But once you’re in the club, you’re in, even if you only hit the bottom rung of the charts. Don’t worry, there are plenty of classic tunes that have peaked at #40 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. These include:

• Breakdown – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
• I’d Love to Change the World – Ten Years After
• All I Really Want To Do – The Byrds
• Burnin’ For You – Blue Öyster Cult
• Strung Out – Steve Perry
• Video Killed The Radio Star – The Buggles
• Don’t Tell Me You Love Me – Night Ranger

* Among many others.

But back in the summer of 1982, three AOR (Album Oriented Rock) bands released singles that peaked at #40. Of course, airplay on FM stations allowed these songs to chart higher on other charts, such as the Mainstream Rock chart, so they got more airplay then their lowly chart position indicated. Anyhoo, here are three singles that peaked at the bottom of the hit charts in 1982!

J. Geils Band – Angel In Blue

The J. Geils Band was a strange beast in the world of rock. Starting out as a blues purist’s wet dream, they released a couple of smoking albums early on, popped a few hit singles on the charts and toured like crazy. They certainly had their ups and downs, but by the time the late 1970s came around, it looked like their time was up.

But never count a hard-working band from Boston out. The band shifted to a more contemporary sound (no doubt annoying their old time fans) which brought them a wide fanbase and yes, hit singles. The albums Sanctuary (1978) and Love Stinks (1980) were respectable, if not entirely decent successes, but nobody could predict what the band would release in late 1981. Freeze Frame (a #1 album in its own right) contained the band’s biggest hit, the #1 single “Centerfold” (one of the defining hits of the 1980s) and its follow up, the #4 title track.

The third single released, “Angel In Blue,” tells the story of a “tabletop dancer” who is used and abused by all the men who pass through her life. A sleeper hit and a seldom-seen video, it barely charted in the Top 40, yet was a hit on AOR radio. But oddly enough, it was The J. Geils Band’s last studio Top 40 hit – later in the year, the band released their third live album (and final album overall with vocalist Peter Wolf) with their final hit single, “I Do.”

Despite the success of Freeze Frame, the band fractured – vocalist Peter Wolf wanted to continue the style of music the band the made since the late 1960s, while keyboardist Seth Justman (acting as a proxy for the other four members) wanted to carry on more as a slickly-produced pop band. Sadly, the band broke up the following year and the Wolf-less Geils band issued one more barely-released album, while Peter Wolf started a well-received, if not commercially overwhelming received solo career.

Rainbow – Stone Cold

Rainbow, along with Whitesnake, was one of the successful spinoff groups from the juggernaut Deep Purple. Formed by crabby-ass guitarist RItchie Blackmore, the band’s 1975 album Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow became an instant hit with fans of the guitarist. Blackmore commandeered the band Elf, kicked its guitarist to the curb and used the rest of band for the album, “used” being the operative word here. Once it was recorded, he jettisoned the other players, with the exception of vocalist Ronnie James Dio and stocked the band with a combination of veteran players and unknown hotshots.

Unfortunately, Blackmore’s forte wasn’t harmony among band members, and throughout the course of Rainbow’s original seven album run, the band went through three vocalists, five bassists, five keyboard players and four drummers. And one guitarist. You tell me who was calling the shots there…

Talk to any of the purists, and they’ll tell you that the vocalists got duller as time went on, and that Ronnie James Dio was the only “real” vocalist of Rainbow. But “melodic rock” fans will side with number three, Joe Lynn Turner. (Wow, both these guys have THREE names!) Maybe that’s why Graham Bonnet only lasted for one album in the band. Or maybe because he looked more like Joe Jackson’s drummer than the lead vocalist in a serious hard rock slash heavy metal band.

Whatever. By the time album number six, Straight Between The Eyes dropped n 1982, Joe Lynn Turner was firmly ensconced as the voice of the band. Blackmore had his eye on the radio, and with the single “Stone Cold,” he got his wish. Somebody has to be #40, and 40 turned out to be Rainbow’s lucky number, as it became the band’s biggest hit, peaking at #40. (But “Stone Cold” did top the U.S. Mainstream Rock Tracks chart.) But time wasn’t on the band’s side – one more moderate hit album followed (1983’s Bent Out Of Shape), and in 1984, Deep Purple Mark II reunited, and that was it for Rainbow. (Yes, Blackmore resurrected the band after he quit Purple in the 1990s, but with a bunch of new scabs and no former members.)

Genesis – Man On The Corner

Everybody knows the story of Genesis – the public schoolboy founding, the prog years, the exodus of original front man Peter Gabriel and the anointing of wallflower drummer Phil Collins as new vocalist, the defection of guitarist wunderkind Steve Hackett and all that. Once all those minor nuisances were settled, the band hit the big time and went on a hot streak that lasted for a decade and a half.

One small issue hit the band in late 1978 – Phil’s wife Andrea (women named Andrea tend to be trouble!) called B.S. on his touring schedule. It was either her or the band, and despite the old college try on his part (though I haven’t heard her side of the story), it ended badly and our boy wrote a batch of songs about the situation. One of these (“Misunderstanding”) became a hit from Genesis’ 1980 Duke album; the rest became the bulk of Phil’s hit debut LP, Face Value.

But there was one more for the world to hear. Single number four from Genesis’ 1981 album, ABACAB was the sparse “Man On The Corner.” Similar in to Phil’s “In The Air Tonight” (but without the classic drum fill), “Man” was the tale of a lonely man waiting for something that never came. But unlike J. Geils Band and Rainbow, there were hits in the future for Genesis. Plenty of them, as a matter of fact. The next four albums (three studio and one live) netted the band hit singles galore, including FIVE top five hits from 1986’s Invisible Touch, and one them hit #1, the title track. We can’t dance, indeed!